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Some snippets from around the web...

Ananova.com reports on February 23rd A US university student is claiming the world record for the longest paperclip chain made by an individual in 24 hours after linking 40,000 of the metal objects...students!!!

Also on ananova, a six-year-old girl with an IQ of 138 has become the youngest current member of of Mensa, the organisation has confirmed. Chloe Bennion, from Wednesfield, West Midlands, is one of only 26 members in the 27,000-strong club under the age of 10...licl arse.

Thought for the week...
Minimum wage is now €7 per hour.  A chicken baguette in Abrakababra costs €7.  Viva la republic, the working man can now afford a baguette every hour.

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